Freddie's Corner

MONOLOGUE

Those italians in Malindi

"...because real freedom is to live in harmony with everyone"

04-10-2012 by Freddie del Curatolo

Those who arrived in Malindi twenty years ago on holiday and are not yet go home
Those who are in Kenya for three days but have already learned all
Those who know how to deal with black people
Those who in Malindi you have to trust only the Italians
Those who "beware Italians who are all criminals means" and from where are you, sorry?
Those who "do not even me I steal a shilling"
Those that explain your Africa without let it get out
Those who came to Kenya to seek inside and found nothing
Those that Kenya wanted to find themselves and have found another in their place
Those who in Malindi were so off that we were not inside
What they call "geek" who instead it is integrated
Those that once this was all savanna
Those that had a lion in the garden
Those who have been bitten by a black mamba and are still alive (apparently)
Those who get mad because not all Kenyans understand Italian
Those who dismiss the gardener because after two months he has not yet learned the dialect of Bergamo
Those who are in Malindi because they had already invented in 1980 the creative financing
Those who came to Malindi with his wife, and they thought it was like going to Oktoberfest with a Guinness.
Those who left his wife in Italy but you are taken to Kenya the rottweiler
Those that males are sex tourists, but I'm an emancipated woman who marries the Maasai
Those that my husband is not a beach boy, is a leading tour
What she really is different
Those that it was better to me was like the others
Those that Malindi is my home
Those that do not obviously Italian not cleaned their house
Those who do not respect the hosts
Those who raise their voices and mistreat the staff, just because they have not yet received in exchange a barrel download
Those which respect first of all, but for the second is the exploitation
Those who have made loans to their staff up to 2074
Those who thankfully came the Italian TV
Those that without the generator is not life
Those who do not go to the villages because they suffer to see the poor people (better to stay by the pool sipping a caipirinha)
Those who hear Tanzini talking about aliens
Those who hear the aliens talk about Tanzini
Those that Karen Blister
Those that Pius Box
Those who take a tutu
Those who do a safari in the Max Mara
Those who go to Sardinia and 2 i swim in a Jacuzzi (what a f...!)
Those who park at the Kiwi for not paying 40 shillings a Galana Center
Those who go to eat semicruda free vegetables to the casino
Those who are convinced that the casino put food in a powder that causes them to play slots
Those who Malindi it takes a new restaurant
Those who Malindi it takes a new bar
Those who Malindi it takes a local lounge again
Those who in Malindi do not even a new dress
Those which my cook the best red snapper to the coast grid
Those who dismiss the cook because he forgot saffron in the Catalan Lobster
Those that lacked only the Billionaire Malindi
Those who Jabreen Café, Simba Dishes and the Kibanda
Those who tan to feel like them
Those who get drunk to feel like them
Those that I finally found the right one
Those who have never rejected a priori the wrong one
Those who are in Kenya because they have chosen the flight
Those who are in Kenya because they have chosen the pussy
Those who did not know they were in Kenya
Those who just got off the plane in Mombasa wanted to go back because it was full of Negroes
Those that in Malindi there are too many Italians, but also Africans do not joke
Those who only criticize Italians of which will become friends
Those who criticize all Italians as if they were New Zealanders
Those who are unable to buy without first despise
Those who will spend their days at the Nakumatt
Those who spend time to invent a good business
Those who work a year without permits and complain that there is corruption in Kenya
Those arriving in Malindi on vacation by inexperienced, we come back to introduced, they stop by entrepreneurs and depart from anal.
Those who will not see me in Malindi
The ones that I'm going back forever in Italian
Those who in Malindi you can no longer work
Those who Malindi has become too expensive
Those who are still here to break my balls
Those who nonetheless prefer Malindi, because true freedom is to accept everyone and try to live in harmony with everyone, helping when you can, when you have to endure, enjoying when it is lawful and ignoring those who deserve it.

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